New teacher joined in d school
Teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies
1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon .
2nd boy- My name is Ranjeet. And my hobby is watching Moon .
3rd boy- My name is Ravi & hobby is watching Moon .
Teacher- wow nice nice
Everyones hobbies are same Ok
Now girls turn…
1st girl- Hello mam my name is moon
Teacher shocked….Boys rocked

latest sms jokes -Girl: Papa ek jaruri baat karni thi.
Papa: Bolo beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh America mein rehta hai
Papa: Lekin tum is se kaha mili
Girl: Google+ par hamari mulakaat hui
FACEBOOK par hum Friends bane
Gtalk par usne mujhe “I love you” kaha
aur WHATSAPP par humne 3 mahino tak pyaar kiya.
Papa : Ohh!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
GMAIL se recieve karlo
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
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